Were All to Blame
Ylvis
We demand some answers, who is responsible? N.C Someone needs to go It was all my fault, I'm the one to blame It was my idea, now I'm filled with shame As you all well know, I lost control So I'm the one to blame When you say it's all your fault, that's not correct After all, I was the architect Well I was the mayor and I voted yes So we share the blame So it was the three of you? Yes and Kirsty too Oh yes definitely me, I screwed up royally So that's a total of four Uh, I'm afraid it's two more, the project leader and me Yes it was all my fault (and mine and mine) And me (me too) and me and him and you Who is responsible, I need a single name We can't, we're all to blame We were the ones who decided to cover the tower in styrofoam (to blame) We were the engineers who made sure the process was very slow I was the riot coordinator who totally lost control And we, the people of Hamar didn't support you guys at all But are you sorry? Yes we are! Apologise? Of course we do! Will you fire anyone? If I could, I would, but who? We're all just tiny pieces in this catastrophic stew We're all to blame! We're all to blame! Yes we are all to blame You can fire us all There wouldn't be a single person left in city hall N.C. People of Hamar! Do you want to spend a couple of million, maybe more, who knows, to finish the tower? We'll get a giant diving board Who cares what Hamar can afford We'll get the most expensive tower on the planet It will be oversized and analysed and overpriced but customised for Hamar (diving board) It will be magical, fantastical, affordable for Hamar Town