Trucker's Hitch
Ylvis
Intro: 4x 4x I I know how to tie Every kind of knot Except one It’s so hard The greatest knot of all So flexible and strong But I do something wrong I know the Bowline Sheepshank and the Double Overhand but the Trucker’s Hitch I just don’t understand Let’s do the Trucker’s Hitch the Trucker’s Hitch I I really like to sail Just the sea the wind and me But whenever I adjust my sail Try to loosen it up while I’m docking my boat I fail I know the Square Knot The Clove Hitch The Double Shoelace Bow but The Trucker’s Hitch is all I need to know Let’s do the Trucker’s Hitch the Trucker’s Hitch Let’s do the Trucker’s Hitch the Trucker’s Hitch (Freely spoken to --- People of the world! The time has come... to tie this knot once and for all! Bonitas Show me the ropes! On every dance floor across the world Let’s do the Trucker’s Hitch Are you ready? Let’s tie this knot! NC or Tie tie tie tie tie This is how you do it! Bring it up Check the rope Spin around On the neck Whip it whip it Take it home Bring it up split it now Shoulder now make a loop Pull it feed it push it through Up stretch down again In the face and prepare Lift pull bring it round Thigh tie tighten tie Kick the heel Swivel time Round round back to knot C’mon! Pull the loop Down and through Pull again Lift the hand Through the loop Make a stitch Now you got your Trucker’s Hitch!