Russian Government Process
Ylvis
Non official music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI50r_j2uXE Track on spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/album/6gYWO3DwoNdB6ZsFy6twpG From the fifth episode of Stories From Norway which can be watched online here: https://www.dplay.no/programmer/stories-from-norway [Intro] When you receive new official correspondence It must be handled with precision and finesse It may seem a bit complex but it’s simple just relax When you follow Russian Government Process [Verse] Fold it stack it cut it tack it Stamp it sign it seal it file it Batch it mark it bulk compile it Russian Government Process! [Verse] New design on flag? (Here!) Ban on plastic bag? (Here!) Equal rights for gays? (Here!) Asking for a raise? (Here!) Clip it tape it bottleneck it Sort it tag it double check it Russian Government Process N.C. No no no too fast! Where do I put this? Application for.... [Verse] Take your information to the corresponding station In a classified location no-one can access Stamp it (stamp it!) lick it (lick it!) Toss it (toss it!) flick it (flick it!) Russian Government Process! [Dialogue] N.C. You see? Not so hard. Just let go relax and system will guide you. All you have to do is... L-l-l-lunch time! N.C. New boy! You take lunch order now. N.C. What? [Verse] I’ll have fish ragu I want Moscow stew Stroganoff for me make it gluten free Apple pie! Caviar! Gingerbread! Beef tartare! Lunchtime Ordering Process! (Too fast!) [Verse] Easy on the salt Double on the spice Hand filet my chicken Double cook it twice Grill it spice it super size it Flame it boil it circumsize it Special Russian Omelette! [Dialogue] N.C. You got it? N.C. No! N.C. Good. Back to work! N.C. What? N.C. Good bye. N.C. Hello? [Outro] Stamp it lick it Toss it flick it Russian Government Process (Good luck!)