Young Dumb And Ugly

From the album ’’Alapalooza’’ (1993) ACDC-Like Hard-rock riff that follows the same rhythm throughout the song. [Intro] [Verse 1] We’re dangerous dudes we got bad attitudes Most of our brain cells are gone We were born to be bad you better not get us mad Or we just might toilet paper your lawn [Pre-Chorus 1] We got a reputation ’round these parts We only leave a 10% tip Sometimes we don’t return our shopping carts Stay out of our way and don’t you give us no lip [Chorus 1] ’Cause we’re young dumb and ugly That’s what we are We’re so young--young dumb and ugly   [Verse 2] We wear black leather in the hottest weather You can’t imagine the smell We got three-day stubble our name spells trouble T-R-U-B-E-L   [Pre-Chorus 2] Raisin’ hell bendin’ the rules just a little We’re living only for thrills We squeeze our toothpaste tubes from the middle And wait until the last minute to pay our telephone bills [Chorus 2] ’Cause we’re young dumb and ugly You better believe it We’re young--young dumb and ugly I’ll tell you again We’re so young we’re so young dumb and ugly We’re comin’ to your town yeah We’re young--young dumb and ugly    [Solo]       [Verse 3] We’re wild reckless men we’re on a rampage again We drive with just one hand on the wheel Danger’s in our soul we goin’ out of control Swimmin’ right after a big heavy meal [Pre-Chorus 3] We’re there whenever trouble’s startin’ We’re rebels without a clue We drink milk right from the carton And keep our library books till they’re way overdue [Chorus 3] ’Cause we’re young dumb and ugly That’s what we are We’re so young--young dumb and ugly You can’t stop us We’re young we’re so young dumb and ugly Young dumb and ugly We’re young we’re so young dumb and ugly So ugly Young! Dumb! And ugly!