Yoda

Intro: I met him on a swamp down on Dagobah                                                                                                         Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log                                                                                                  I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"                              CCCC DD Y-O-D-A Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda Well I’ve been around but I ain’t ever seen A guy who looks like a Muppet but he’s wrinkled and green Oh my Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh my Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda Chorus: Well I left home just a week before         And I’ve never ever been a Jedi before         But Obi-Wan he set me straight of course         He said "Go to Yoda and he’ll show you the Force!" Well I’m not the kind that would argue with Ben So it looks like I’m gonna start all over again With my Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda               BRIDGE: So I used the Force         I lifted a box         I lifted some rocks         While I stood on my head         But I won’t forget what Yoda said He said "Luke stay away from the darker side And if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide." Oh my Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda "I know Darth Vader’s really got you annoyed But remember if you kill him then you’ll be unemployed." Oh my Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda Chorus: Well I heard my friends really got in a mess         So I’m gonna have to leave Yoda I guess         But I know I’ll be coming back some day         I’ll be playing this part ’til I’m old and gray The long-term contract I had to sign Says I’ll be making these movies ’til the end of time With my Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda               (repeat last line)