Weasel Stomping Day
Weird Al Yankovic
[Verse 1] Faces filled with joy and cheer What a magical time of year Howdy Ho! It’s Weasel Stomping Day Put your Viking helmet on Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn Don’t you know it’s Weasel Stomping Day? [Chorus] All the little girls and boys Love that wonderful crunching noise You’ll know what this day’s about When you stomp a weasel’s guts right out [Verse 2] So come along and have a laugh Snap their weasely spines in half Grab your boots and stomp your cares away Hip hip hooray it’s Weasel Stomping Day [Instrumental] / / / / [Chorus] People up and down the street Crushing weasels beneath their feet Why we do it who can say? But it’s such a festive holiday [Verse 3] So let the stomping fun begin Bash their weasely skulls right in It’s tradition that makes it okay Hey everyone it’s Weasel Stomping We’ll have some fun on Weasel Stomping Put down your gun it’s Weasel Stomping Day Hip Hip Hooray it’s Weasel Stomping Day Weasel Stomping Day