Theme From Rocky Xiii The Rye Or The Kaiser
Weird Al Yankovic
Note: Always play with on the high -string! [Intro] [Verse 1] Emadd9 C/E Fat and weak what a disgrace Guess the champ got too lazy. Emadd9 C/E Ain’t gonna fly now he’s just takin’ up space Sold his gloves threw his eggs down the drain. Emadd9 C/E But he’s no bum he works down the street He bought the neighborhood deli. Emadd9 C/E Back on his feet now he’s choppin’ up meat Come inside maybe you’ll hear him say: [Chorus 1] Try the rye or the kaiser they’re on special tonight. If you want you can have an appeti - zer. You might like our salami and the liver’s all right And they’d really go well with the rye or the kaiser. [Interlude] [Verse 2] Emadd9 C/E Never eats while on the job He heard it’s good to stay hungry. Emadd9 C/E But he makes a pretty mean shish kebab Have a taste they were made fresh today. [Chorus 2] Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white Maybe I can suggest an appeti - zer. Stay a - way from the tuna it smells funny tonight But you just can’t go wrong with the rye or the kaiser. [Interlude] [Verse 3] Emadd9 C/E So today his deli comes first Still he dreams of his past days of glory. Emadd9 C/E Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst All the while you can still hear him say: [Chorus 3] It’s the rye or the kaiser it’s the thrill of one bite Let me please be your catering advi - sor. If you want substitutions I won’t put up a fight You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser. [Interlude] [Outro] The rye or the kaiser... The rye or the kaiser... The rye or the kaiser...
