That Boy Could Dance

[Intro]            N.. [Verse 1] We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb-lookin’ scrawny little four-eyed freak. He never used to hang around with the guys He’d just sit in the corner attractin’ the flies. He wasn’t much to look at he never was very bright but at least there was one thing that he could do all right: [Chorus 1] That boy could dance.                        That boy could dance.                            He was kind of a jerk he was kind of a bore but the women would scream when he walked in the door ’cause one thing I could tell you for sure: That boy could dance.                    [Verse 2] Picking teams he would always be last He couldn’t run very far he couldn’t think very fast. If he was on your side you’d always lose The guy had a problem even tying his shoes. He never passed his drivers test he was always afraid of cars. and he had a complexion that resembled the surface of Mars. [Chorus 2] But that boy could dance.                            That boy could dance yeah.                            Well his hair was a mess and his clothes didn’t fit He smelled pretty bad and he drooled just a bit. but you gotta admit: boy that boy could dance.      [Solo]                                           [Bridge]     Now that boy is much older he’s got his own dance studio     He’s got a teeny bopper fan club yeah he’s got his own TV show now he owns half of Montana they all call him "Diamond Jim" and you know I’d do anything if I could be just like him. [Outro Chorus] ’Cause that boy could dance.                            That boy could dance.                        That boy could dance.         (That boy could dance.) That boy could dance.         (That boy could dance.) That boy could dance.         (That boy could dance.) That boy could dance yeah         (That boy could dance.) I said that boy could dance!         (That boy could dance.) That boy could dance.         (That boy could dance.) That boy could dance.         (That boy could dance.)