Tacky
Weird Al Yankovic
[Verse 1] It might seem crazy wearing stripes with plaid I Instagram every meal I’ve had All my used liquor bottles are on display We can go to see a show but I’ll make you pay [Chorus] (Because I’m tacky) Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks (Because I’m tacky) Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined Crocs (Because I’m tacky) Never let you forget some favor I did for you (Because I’m tacky) If you’re okay with that you might just be tacky too [Verse 2] I meet some chick ask her this and that (Yeah) Like "Are you pregnant girl or just really fat?" (What?) (Yeah) Well now I’m dropping names almost constantly (Yeah) That’s what Kanye West keeps telling me here’s why [Chorus] (Because I’m tacky) Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants (Because I’m tacky) Got my new resume-it’s printed in Comic Sans (Because I’m tacky) Think it’s fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review (Because I’m tacky) If you think that’s just fine then you’re probably tacky too Hey come on ah [Bridge] Bring me shame can’t nothing (Tacky) Bring me shame can never know why (Tacky) Bring me shame can’t nothing (Tacky) Bring me shame I said (Tacky) Bring me shame can’t nothing (Tacky) Bring me shame it’s pointless to try (Tacky) Bring me shame can’t nothing (Tacky) Bring me shame I said (Tacky) [Chorus] (Because I’m tacky) Fourty-three bumper stickers and a "YO-LO" license plate (Because I’m tacky) Bring along my coupon book whenever I’m on a date (Because I’m tacky) Practice my twerking moves in line at the D-M-V (Because I’m tacky) Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints hey it said they’re free (Because I’m tacky) I get drunk at the bank and take off my shirt at least (Because I’m tacky) I would live-tweet a funeral take selfies with the deceased (Because I’m tacky) If I’m bitten by a zombie I’m probably not telling you (Because I’m tacky) If you don’t think that’s bad guess what then you’re tacky too [Outro] Hey come on!