She Never Told Me She Was A Mime

[Intro]        x2 [Verse]    When we first met she seemed perfectly normal. I never dreamed she’d make my life so hard You see my baby she started to change started lookin’ kinda strange Wearin’ all that white makeup and those black leotards Well I guess she kept her little secret pretty well   Now ever since I learned the horrible truth you know my life has been a living hell that’s right you see [Chorus]    She never told me she was a mime           She never told me she was a mime oh no      Actin’ like she’s trapped inside a big glass box all the time She never told me she never told me whe was a... Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mime [Interlude] x2 [Verse]    I wish we both could just talk it all over but my baby won’t even make a sound Now she makes everybody sick doin’ that pantomime shtick Even our old friends have stopped coming around Well my parents can’t stand her and our neighbors hate her guts   She’s really really embarrassing me... this silent treatment’s driving me nuts you see... [Chorus]    She never told me she was a mime           She never told me she was a mime oh no      Actin’ like she’s trapped inside a big glass box all the time ... what a crime She never told me (she never told me) she never told me she was a mime [Bridge]    She walks against the wind everywhere we go    Stops at every corner gotta put on a show    Carries ’round a picture of Marcel Marceau    Always the quiet type   but how was I to know?    [Solo]         x2 [Chorus]    She never told me she was a mime           She never told me she was a mime oh no     Actin’ like she’s trapped inside a big glass box all the ti-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yime She never told me she never told me whe was a mime [Interlude]        x2 [Outro]    She never told me she never told me    She never she never told me she was a mime    She never told me she never told me    She never she never told me she was a mime    She never told me she never told me she never told me she never told me    She never she never told me she was a mime    She never told me she never told me she never told me she never told me    She never she never told me she was a mime                                                                                                   She was mime she was mime she was Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mime