Polka Face
Weird Al Yankovic
------ ------ ------- / - Mum mum mum mah Mum mum-muh Oh whoa oh oh oh Can’t read my can’t read my No he can’t read-a my polka face (She’s got to love nobody) Can’t read my can’t read my No he can’t read-a my polka face (She’s got to love nobody) P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face (Mum mum mum muh) P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face Womanizer woman-womanizer you’re a womanizer Oh womanizer oh you’re a womanizer baby You you you are You you you are Womanizer womanizer womanizer (Womanizer) Boy don’t try to front I know just what you are Boy don’t try to front I know just what you are (Ooh) You say I’m crazy (Ooh) I got your crazy You’re nothing but a Wo-man-i-zer! You spin my head right round right round When you go down when you go down down You spin my head right round right round When you go down when you go down! Day and night The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night He’s all alone through the day and night The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night At at at night It’s a quarter after one I’m a little drunk and I need you now Said I wouldn’t call but I’ve lost all control and I need you now And I don’t know how I can do without I just need you now And I was like baby baby baby Baby baby baby Baby baby baby I thought you’d always be mine (N.C.) So so what I’m still a rock star I got my rock moves and I don’t need you And guess what I’m havin’ more fun And now that we’re done I’m gonna show you Tonight I’m alright I’m just fine and you’re a tool So so what I am a rock star I got my rock moves and I don’t want you tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chapstick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it It felt so wrong it felt so right Don’t mean I’m in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it (N.C.) I liked it And I’d like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It’s hard to say that I’d rather stay Awake when I’m asleep ’Cause everything is never as it seems Blame it on the goose gotcha feeling loose Blame it on the ’tron gotcha in the zone Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol Blame it on the vodka blame it on the henny Blame it on the blue tap got you feeling dizzy Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol Shawty’s like a melody in my head That I can’t keep out It’s got me singin’ like Na na na na everyday It’s like my iPod’s stuck on replay Stuck on replay- Stuck on replay- Replay- Replay- Replay- (N.C.) ay-ay-ay Baby are you down down down down down? Baby are you down? I’m only gonna break break your break break your heart I’m only gonna break break your break break your heart I’m only gonna break break your break break your heart I’m only gonna break your heart Don’t stop make it pop DJ blow my speakers up Tonight I’mma fight Till we see the sunlight Tick tock on the clock But the polka don’t stop no! Yodel-yodel-lay-hoo Yodel-yodel-lay-hoo D (N.C.) P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face Oh no you can’t read my p-p-polka face Talkin’ bout my polka face p-p-p-polka face