Party In The Cia
Weird Al Yankovic
[Intro] [Verse 1] I moved out to langley recently With a plain and simple dream Want to infiltrate some third-world place And topple their regime [Verse 2] Those men in black With their matching suitcases Where everything’s on a need-to-know basis Agent’s got that swagger Everyone’s so cloak and dagger [Pre-Chorus] I’m feeling nervous but I’m really kinda wishin’ For an undercover mission That’s when the red alert came on the radio And I put my earpiece on Got my dark sunglasses on And I had my weapon drawn [Chorus] So I get my handcuffs My Cyanide pills My classified dossiers Tappin’ the phones like yeah Shreddin’ the files like yeah I memorized all The enemy spies I gotta neutralize today Yeah it’s party in the .I.. Yeah it’s party in the .I.. [Solo] [Verse 3] I’ve done a couple of crazy things That have almost gotten me dismissed Like terminate some head of state Who wasn’t even on my list Burn that microfilm Buddy will you I’d tell you why but then I’d have to kill you Need a quickie confession We’ll start a waterboarding’ session [Pre-Chorus] No hurry on the South American dictator I’ll assassinate him later That’s when he walked right in my laser sight And my silencer was on And my silencer was on And another target ’s gone! [Chorus] We got our black ops All over the world From kazakhstan to bombay Payin’ the bribes like yeah Pluggin’ the leaks like yeah Interrogating The scum of the earth We’ll break ’em by the break of day Yeah it’s party in the .I.. Yeah it’s party in the .I.. [Solo] [Bridge] Need a country destabilized Look no further we’re your guys We got snazzy suits and ties And better dental plan than the ..I. [Chorus] Better put your hands up And get in the van Or else you’ll get blown away Staging a coup like yeah Brainwashin’ moles like yeah We only torture The folks we don’t like You’re probably gonna be ok Yeah it’s party in the .I.. Yeah it’s party in the .I.. [Outro]