One More Minute

[Intro] C Cadd9 C                    /                        /  / [Verse 1]   Well I heard that you’re leaving (leaving)   Gonna leave me far behind (so far   behind)   ’Cause you found a brand new lover You decided that I’m not your kind (aahh...). [Verse 2] So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oohh...) And I tore all your pictures in two        And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo yeah). [Chorus 1] That’s right (that’s right) you ain’t gonna see me cryin’. I’m glad (I’m glad) that you found somebody new. ’Cause I’d rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass Than spend one more minute with you. (aahh...) [Verse 3]   I guess I might seem kinda bitter (oohh...) You got me feeling down in the dumps (oohh...) ’Cause I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love And I have to use the self-service pumps. [Chorus 2] Oh so honey let me help you with that suitcase. You ain’t (you ain’t) gonna break my heart in two. ’Cause I’d rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face Than spend one more minute with you (oohh...) [Bridge]    I’d rather rip out my intestines with a fork Than watch you going out with other men.       I’d rather slam my fingers in a door (yah) Again and again and again and again and again. N.C. Oh can’t you see what I’m tryin’ to say Darlin... [Chorus 3] I’d rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches) Shove an icepick under a toenail or two. I’d rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue Than spend one more minute with you. [Chorus 4] Yes I’d rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue. I’d rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades Than spend one more minute with you.        I’d rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it ’till I die    Than spend one more minute with you. [Outro]     /  /  /