Living With A Hernia

"Living with a Hernia" [Intro] Gdim7 Ow! Help me out dig [Verse 1] All I do is grunt and groan hurts me to walk anywhere Went to see my physician Dr. Jones He took my trousers off told me to cough Doctor says there ain’t nothin’ to discuss F7                           Gdim7 He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss [Chorus 1] Living with a hernia all the time such aggravation Living with a hernia gonna be my ruination F7                 G7                      Gdim7 Living with a hernia got to have an operation Feel so old [Verse 2] Too much bad pain good gawd drives me insane Can’t run barely crawl got a bulge in my intestinal wall Walk real funny bless my soul can’t play tennis And it’s hard to bowl You can’t even do the splits now say it G7                            Am7                         Gdim7 Better call it quits now now I’m sick of all this dancin’ anyhow [Chorus 2] Living with a hernia all the time such aggravation Living with a hernia gonna be my ruination F7                 G7                      Gdim7 Living with a hernia got to have an operation I live with a hernia can’t get up can’t bend over Now I live with a hernia wait a minute [Bridge] You may not be familiar with the common types of hernias that you could get So just settle down let me clue you in there’s incomplete Epigastric bladder strangulated lumbar hernia Richter’s hernia Obstructed inguinal and direct [Chorus 3] Living with a hernia rupture I said it’s causin’ me such irritation Living with a hernia have to have my medication F7                G7  Gdim7 Living with a hernia      I feel bad