Like A Surgeon

[Intro]           [Verse 1] I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through.    I’m just an intern I still make a mistake or two. I was last in my class. Barely passed at the institute Now I’m trying to avoid    yah I’m trying to avoid a malpractise suit.          [Chorus 1] Hey like a surgeon cuttin’ for the very first time Like a surgeon organ transplants are my line. [Verse 2] Better give me all your gause nurse this patient’s fading fast.    Complications have set in don’t know how long he’ll last. Let me see that I.V. Here we go - time to operate. I’ll pull his indsides out    pull his insides out and see what he ate.           [Chorus 2] Like a surgeon hey cuttin’ for the very first time Like a surgeon here’s a waiver for you to sign. [Bridge]      Woaho   woaho   woaho. [Verse 3]         It’s fact - I’m quack the disgrace of the .M.. ’Cause my patients die    yah my patients die before they can pay.           [Chorus 3] Like a surgeon hey cuttin’ for the very first time Like a surgeon got your kidneys on my mind. Like a surgeon ooh like a surgeon When I reach inside with my scalpel and my forceps and retractors. [Outro] Oh oh oh oh woe oh. Ooh baby   yah. I can hear your heartbeat for the very last time.