Grapefruit Diet

INTRO/RIFF verse 1 Who’s that waddlin’ down the street? It’s just me ’cause I love to eat Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham. Who’s real flabby? Yes I am! Every picture of me’s gotta be an aerial view. Now my doctor tells me there’s just one thing left to do: Chorus 1 Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) throw out the pizza and beer. Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) get those jelly donuts out of here. Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) it might seem a little severe. Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) I’m gettin’ tired of my big fat rear. RIFF Blow fatty! verse 2 Well I used to live on chocolate sauce; Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss. Walked down an alley and I got stuck. I got more rolls than a pastry truck. When I’m all done eating I eat a little more. When I leave a room first I gotta grease the door. Chorus 2 Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) can’t have another eclair. Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) I gotta decrease my derriere. BREAK (I’m fairly unsure about these chords)                       | | | I’m on a Grapefruit Diet!                       | | |      I’m on a Grapefruit Diet!                       | | | I’m on a Grapefruit Diet! verse 3 (there’s not really any chords here but I think this sounds okay) No more pie now. No more creme brulee Lay off the gravy and souffle No french fri-yi-yies now. No ice cream parfait. Mr. Cheese Nacho; stay away. Oh I think I’d sell my soul for a triple patty melt But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt. Chorus 3 Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) lay off the 3 Musketeers. Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) until my big booty disappears. Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) I’ll eat ’em till they’re comin’ out of my ears. Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) ’cause I haven’t seen my feet in years BREAK                       | | | I’m on a Grapefruit Diet!                       | | | I’m on a Grapefruit Diet!                       | | | I’m on a Grapefruit Diet! OUTRO I think I’m about ready for a quarter pounder with extra cheese. I need a side order of onion rings and oh don’t forget to super-size that.