Franks 2000 Inch Tv
Weird Al Yankovic
Intro: (2x) verse 1: Risin’ above the city blocking out the noonday sun It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block What a lucky guy I hear he got the last one in stock Pre Chorus 1: () And the neighbors are just green They say "That’s the biggest screen we’ve ever seen!" It’s Frank’s 2000" TV Everybody come and see Frank’s 2000" TV verse 2: There’s Frank’s remote control you can look at it but don’t touch it please ’Cause Frank’s the one in charge and he decides what everybody sees The picture’s crystal clear and everything is magnified Robert DeNiro’s mole has got to be ten feet wide Pre Chorus 2: () Everybody in the town Can hear those 90000 watts of Dolby Sound And I’m mighty proud to say Now I can watch "The Simpsons" from 30 blocks away It’s Frank’s 2000" TV Everybody come and see Frank’s 2000" TV Everybody come and see Bridge: I’m gonna get one of my own real soon It’s like having a drive-in movie in your own living room Post Bridge: Whoa hey now hey no na na na now Hey now Hey now na na now (x2) It’s Frank’s 2000" TV Everybody come and see Frank’s 2000" TV Everybody come and see It’s Frank’s 2000" TV Everybody come and see Frank’s 2000" TV Everybody come and see (till fade out)