Constipated

[Intro] Uh Huh extra cheese    uh huh oh huh save a piece for me. [Verse 1] Pizza party at your house.  I went just to check it out. Nineteen extra larges what a shame.  No one came! Just us eatin’ all alone.  You said "Take the pizza home." No sense lettin’ all this go to waste so then I faced! Pizza all day and every day cheese round the clock it’s getting me blocked. And I sure don’t care for irregularity.  Tell me! [Verse 2] Why’d ya have to go and make me so constipated. Cause right now I’d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated in the bathroom. I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain oh Should I take a laxative or have my colon irrigated? No no no. [Verse 3] I was feeling pretty down ’til my girlfriend came around. We’re just so alike in every way I gotta say. In fact I just thought I might pop the question there that night. I was kissin’ her so tenderly but woe is me! Who would have guessed her family crest And suddenly spied tattooed on her thigh And son of a gun it’s just like the one on me tell me!   [Verse 4] How was I supposed to know that we were both related believe me. If I knew she was my cousin we never never would have dated What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with eleven toes and Move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?  No no no. [Verse 5] I had so much on my mind.  I thought maybe I’d unwind Try out that new roller coaster ride and the guide Said not to stand but that’s a demand that I couldn’t meet.  I got on my feet And stood up instead knocked off my head you see.  Tell me! [Verse 6] Why’d I have to go and get myself decapitated. This really is a major inconvenience Oh man I really hate it.  Such a drag now! I can’t eat I can’t breathe I can’t snore I can’t belch or yodel anymore Can’t spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated.  Oh NO! [Verse 7] Why’d I have to go and get myself all mutilated? I gotta tell ya life without a head kinda makes me irritated.  What a bummer! I can’t blink I can’t cough I can’t sneeze but my neck is enjoin’ a pleasant breeze now Haven’t been the same since my head and I were separated.  No no no.