Canadian Idiot

Weird Al Yankovic - "Canadian Idiot" From: Straight Outta Linwood Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day Tabbed By: Joel Polkinghorne http://www.sbjproductions.net INTRO:   (x4) VERSE: (no chords) Don’t want to be Canadian idiot.     (no chords)                               Dont want to be some beer swillin’ hockey nut.    (no chords)                           and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead ?     (no chords)                    I never learned my alphabet from "" to "Zed".    Chorus: They all live on donuts and moose meat and they leave the house without packin’ heat never even bring their guns to the mall and you know what else is too funny their stupid monopoly money can’t take ’em seriously at... Verse 2:   (no chords)                        Well maple syrup and snow’s what they export   ( ) (no chords)                       they treat curling just like it’s real sport  ( ) (no chords)                   they think their silly accent is so cute     ( ) (no chords)                          can’t understand thing they’re talking aboot   ( ) Chorus: sure they got their national health care cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air then again well they got celine dion eat their weight in kraft macaroni and dream of driving a zamboni all over saskatchewan BRIDGE:        (INTRO)   Verse: (Chords same as intro) Don’t want to be a Canadian idiot    Won’t figure out the temperature in Celcius see the map they’re hovering right over us (no chords) tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous Chorus: always hear the same kind of story break their nose and they’ll just say sorry tell me what kind of freaks are that polite It’s gotta mean they’re all up to something so quick before they see it coming time for a pre-emptive strike Outro: END: