Callin In Sick

Callin’ In Sick "Weird Al" Yankovic ==================== (subtle bass and guitar with minimal drums [ie. closed hi-hat]) E   C       G A C B    Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time E C G A C      B    Just don’t feel like going to work - I think I’ll call my boss then I’m    Gonna hack and cough and wheeze B     C       D Swear I’ve got some strange disease What’s that little twerp gonna say?  Hey... (Chorus) - (Hard rock style lots of crashes overdriven guitar)   I’m callin’ in sick today   Callin’ in sick today I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp" I could sit and count my hair I could burp my Tupperware I’m not busy now anyway.   Hey.......... (Chorus)   I’m callin’ in sick today   Callin’ in sick today   Ain’t going to work no way   Callin’ in sick today (Bridge) - (same as chorus) B A  B    A   I can do anything I want to   I am invincible now B    A     B   A      I’m on fire baby       B D   I’m alive I’m alive can you hear me world? I’m alive! Maybe I’ll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint When I’m sick of takin’ abuse I just make up some lame excuse Freedom’s just seven digits away.  Hey... (Chorus)   I’m callin’ in sick today   Callin’ in sick today   Ain’t going to work no way   Callin’ in sick today     (hold on ) Little Riff they play in the chorus e ------------------------------------| B -------0-0--------------------------| G ---0-2-----2-0----0-----------------| D -2-------------2-----2-2------------| A ------------------------------------| E ------------------------------------|