Cable Tv

[Intro] Fsus4   F       Fsus4   F Fsus4   F       Fsus4   F [Verse 1] I used to think my life was so empty I used to think life was passin’ me by   Well I was just about ready   to curl up and die.     But then one day I got a visit from the cable company   Well they hooked me up and plugged me right in and now I got cable TV. And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean midget wrestling on channel three It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see ’em yeah but that’s all right with me. [Chorus] I got cable TV (Cable TV) Cable TV (Cable TV)! Oh eighty-three channels of ecstasy I love my cable TV yeah I love my cable TV. [Verse 2] I got the Siamese Faith Healer’s Network the news and weather from Peru   I got celebrity hockey the Racketball Channel too.     Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta Mr. Wizard is on at five I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car so I can watch MTV while I drive. I’m talkin’ ’bout    real quality programs the kind you just can’t get for free. Now I never wanna leave my apartment ’cause there’s just so much for me to see. [Chorus] On my cable TV (Cable TV) Cable TV (Cable TV). Well if you need to find me you know where I’ll be Watchin’ my cable TV yeah watchin’ my cable TV. ’Cause I love my cable TV yeah I love my cable TV. [Sax Solo]                         [Bridge]    My friends are gettin’ kinda worried they think I’m turning into some kinda freak. Oh but they’re just jealous ’cause I’ve seen Porky’s twenty-seven times this week. [Chorus 3] On my cable TV (Cable TV) Cable TV (Cable TV). Yeah the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me I love my cable TV yeah I love my cable TV. Well I got to have cable TV yeah I need my cable TV. [Outro] Well I love I love my cable TV (TV) got to have cable TV (TV). Well I got to have my cable TV yeah (TV) can’t live without my cable TV. Well I said got to have some cable TV (TV) I’ve got to have my cable TV. I said cable TV yeah (TV) got to have cable TV.