Angry White Boy Polka
Weird Al Yankovic
[Instrumental Intro] x4 [Last Resort] N.C. Cut my life into pieces this is my last resort Suffocation: no breathing. Don’t give a (whoop) if I cut my arms bleeding This is my last resort Cause I’m losing my sight losing my mind. Wish somebody would tell me I’m fine Losing my sight losing my mind. Wish somebody would tell me I’m fine Nothing’s alright. Nothing is fine. I’m running and I’m cry---ing Uguh uguh uguh uguh uguh uguh uguh [Chop Suey] Wake up (wake up) grab a brush and put a little makeup Hide the scars to fade away the shake up (hide the scars to fade away the shake up) Why’d you leave the keys up on the table? Here you go creating another fable (you wanted to) Grab a brush and put on a little makeup (you wanted to) Hide the scars to fade away the shake up (you wanted to) Why’d you leave the keys up on the table? (you wanted to) I don’t think you trust in my self-righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to die die die da-da-die die die die. HEY! [Get Free] I’m gonna get free I’m gonna get free I’m gonna get free ride into the sun She never loved me she never loved me She never loved me why would anyone? Come here come here come here: I’ll take your photo for ya Come here come here come here: Drive you around the corner Come here come here come here: You know you really oughta Come here come here come here: Move outta California! [Hate To Say I Told You So] Do what I want cause I can and if I don’t because I wanna Be ignored by the stiff and the bored because I’m gonna. Hate to say I told you so alright! F N.C. Do believe I told you so-------------! Now it’s all out and you knew. Cause I wanted to [Fell In Love With A Girl] Fell in love with a girl I fell in love at once and almost completely She’s in love with the world But sometimes these feelings can be so misleading Can’t think of anything to do yeah My left brain knows that all love is fleeting She’s just looking for something new yeah I said it once before but it bears repeating now (percussion break) [Last Nite] (doo-wah) (ooh ooh) (shoob-e-doo-wah) Last night she said (oooo---- feel so down) "Oh Baby don’t you feel so down (ooooo-- you turn me off) (feel left out) Oh when you turn me off when I feel left out" (what’d ya do?) (right around) So I well I turned around; (oooh oooooh gonna be alright) Oh baby gonna be alright (big ol’ lie!) (left that night) It was a great big lie ’cause I left that night yeah. [Down With The Sickness] Ooo wah-ah-ah-ah! Ooo wah-ah-ah-ah! Get up come on get down with the sickness Get up come on get down with the sickness Get up come on get down with the sickness Open up your hate and let it flow into me Get up come on get down with the sickness You mother get up come on get down with the sickness Get up! Come on get down with the sickness Madness is the gift that has been given to me [Renegaes of Funk] We’re the renegades of funk We’re the renegades of funk We’re the renegades of funk We’re the renegades of funk [My Way] This time I’m ’a let it all come out This time I’m ’a stand up and shout I’m ’a do things my way It’s my way. My way or the highway This time I’m ’a let it all come out This time I’m ’a stand up and shout I’m ’a do things my way It’s my way. (BEEP BEEP) or the highway! [Outside] But I’m on the outside and I’m looking in I can see through you: see your true colors ’Cause inside you’re ugly. Ugly like me I can see through you: see to the real you [Bawitdaba] N.C. Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy Diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie. Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy Diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie. [Youth of the Nation] (whep-wahh) We are we are the youth of the nation (whep-wahh) We are we are the youth of the nation (whep-wahh) We are we are the youth of the nation We are the youth of the nation! HEY! [The Real Slim Shady] ’Cause I’m Slim Shady yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up please stand up please stand up? ’Cause I’m Slim Shady yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please please please stand up Slim Shady won’t you please--------- (stand up Shady) (stand up Shady) (stand up Shady) (stand up) (stand up) Stand up!-------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shady won’t you please stand up? HEY! (Da-da da da-da dun)