Songs From The Black Hole

I’ve compiled multiple songs from UG (and tried to transcribe a few songs like Maria’s Theme/Please Remember) to complete the First "Songs From The Black Hole" album on this site. if You demand credit don’t be afraid to shoot me an email at . or if you have any requests about chord changes or intro/solo additions This is my own personal tracklist since there is no definite one. 1.) Blast Off 2.) Who You Calling’ Bitch?
 3.)You Won’t Get With Me Tonight
 4.) Oh Jonas/ Please Remember/ Maria’s Theme 5.) Come To My Pod
 6.) Oh No This Is Not For Me! 7.) Tired Of Sex
 8.) Why Bother? 9.) Superfriend 
10. She’s Had a Girl
 11.) Dude We’re Finally Landing
 12.) Getting Up and Leaving 13.) Now I Finally See! 14.) Getchoo
 15.) Waiting on You 16.) I Just Threw Out The Love of My Dreams 
 17.) No Other One 18.) Devotion
 19.) What is This I Find?
 20.) Longtime Sunshine 1.)Blast Off blast off! up to the stars we go and leave behind everything i used to know somebodys giving me a whole lot of money to do what i think i want to so why am i still feeling blue? oh Wuan and Dondo!     Goddamn! get your head out of your hand here’s to all the times we’re gonna have cooped up for a year with the two best looking babes i’ve seen all year get me another bottle of beer cause i’m feeling fine   go ahead waste your head we’ve got the time i hope you don’t object if I speak my mind "Don’t forget the purpose of the mission or Nomis will be swallowed by it’s sun each one of you is a top graduate of the Star Corps Academy it’s up to you reach for your dreams oh Wuan and Dondo!"     go ahead and waste your life on silly fears! i hope you dont object if i crack another beer Hold on who is it here that I see? Wasn’t she your favorite bitch in the academy? I don’t know if I wanna lead on this woman You know I’ve done that before She’s actually a good girl Or at least a cheap ho...    2.) Who You Callin’ Bitch N.C Who you callin’ bitch? Oh Maria they don’t mean it Don’t listen to them Oh they make me so mad and you do nothing Nothing to stop them Please Maria they mean nothing Now you must chill out N.C Especially Dondo N.C He acts like he knows that he has a big dick I despise him I despise him I despise him 3.) You Won’t Get With Me Tonight Who you callin’ bitch? Don’t you listen to a word they say They make me so mad I don’t care about them anyway Chill out baby; stay with me for a while That don’t mean I’ll get with you tonight So pissed at those boys Let me comfort you and hold your hand Especially that Dondo Acting like he knows he’s got a big thang I know his type; you’re safe with me for a while That don’t mean I’ll get with you tonight I want you so badly Too bad that you’re too bad for me You love me And I like you But I’ve got to getchoo getchoo Though I love you so Please remember that I’m just a friend A friend who’s in my pants Nevermore never ever again You’re too crazy for me to settle down with So I won’t let me lead you on with a kiss I want you so badly Too bad that you’re too bad for me You love me And I like you But I’ve got to getchoo getchoo It hurts you so badly I’m sorry Can’t have me I won’t let me get with you tonight Solo: x2 eb|--14-14-14--12----12----------------9----------------------------------(16)--| Bb|---------------------14----12-10-12---12-10-12-12-12-10----10----------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------11------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| eb|--14-14-14--12----12----------------9--------------------------14~--| Bb|---------------------14----12-10-12---12-10-12-12-12-10----10-------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------| eb|--9-9-9-12-12-12-14-14-17-17-17-19-19-19-21-21-24-24-24-22-22-22--21----19-17--| Bb|--x-x-x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x---x-----x--x--| Gb|--6-6-6--9--9--9-11-11-14-14-14-16-16-16-18-18-21-21-21-19-19-19--18----16-14--| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| eb|--21-21-21-22-22-22-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-24-22-22-22-21-21-21--| Bb|---x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--| Gb|--18-18-18-19-19-19-21-21-21-21-21-21-21-21-21-21-21-21-19-19-19-18-18-18--| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| eb|--17-17-17-17-17-17-17-17-17-17-17-17--| Bb|---x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--| Gb|--14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14--| |---------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------| I want you so badly Too bad that you’re too bad for me You love me And I like you But I’ve got to getchoo getchoo. It hurts you so badly I’m sorry Can’t have me It hurts you so badly I’m sorry You can’t have me I won’t let me get with I won’t let me get with you tonight Who you callin’ bitch? Don’t you listen to a word they say They make me so mad I don’t care about them anyway Chill out baby; stay with me for a while But that don’t mean I’ll get with you tonight That Don’t Mean I’ll get with you tonight 4.) Oh Jonas / Please Remember/ Maria’s Theme. [Rough Needs Work] Oh Jonas I miss you Nobody else loves you like I do Oh Jonas I need you Nobody else nobody else loves me loves me like you Please remember I’m only a friend You’re too crazy to settle down with I don’t love you but I can’t help myself Please Maria it won’t ever be won’t ever be won’t ever be N.C I’ll Make you love me I love you Love me I Do 5.) Come To My Pod [Verse 1] Come to my pod There’s no one there We’ll be alone. We can talk And if you want to we’ll get stoned And relax... N.c.  D Have fun... In my pod. [Verse 2] In your pod No one knows the things we do. We’ll get high If you want to we’ll sniff glue And relax... N.C.   D Have fun... In your pod. [Verse 3] In your pod There’s no one there We’ll be alone. We can talk. And make love the whole night through And relax... D Dsus4  D Have fun... In your/my pod. [End] N.C. Now that we’re left all alone. Touch me and kiss me and love me. 6.) Oh No This is not for me Oh no this is not for me I feel so empty I feel the remorse I’ve got to leave you No don’t go You’ll feel okay in the morning But Maria I’m red with shame There’s no one to blame but myself I know what is right but I do what is wrong I do what is wroOOOOOOoooong 7.) Tired O’ Sex. [use hella power chords] [Intro] [Verse 1] I’m tired         So tired          I’m tired of having   sex (So tired)        I’m spread        So thin           I don’t know who     I am (Who I am) Oh      [Chorus] Monday night I’m making Jen Tuesday night I’m making Lyn Wednesday night I’m making Catherine Oh why can’t I be making love come true? [Post-Chorus] Help!             Help!              [Verse 2] I’m beat          Beet red          Ashamed of what   I said (What I said) Oh I’m sorry         Here I go         I know I’m a sinner but I can’t say no (Say no) Oh   [Chorus] Thursday night I’m making Denise Friday night I’m making Sharise Saturday night I’m making Louise Oh why can’t I be making love come true? (What’s a guy to do?) [Guitar Solo]       x4 Solo (Over Main Riff) B||--12p10h12p10h12--12p10h12p10h12--15b17--15-12-15-12--|B ||------------------------------------------------------| ||------------------------------------------------------| ||------------------------------------------------------| ||------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------| G|--15-14-12-14-15-14-12----14-12-------14-12----12----------|G D|---------------------------------12--------14-12-------12--|D |-----------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------| E|--15-15-15/17-17-17-17-17-19-19-19/20-20-20-20-20/21--|E G|--12-12-12/14-14-14-14-14-16-16-16/17-17-17-17-17/19--|G |------------------------------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------------| E|--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x--|E |-----------------------------| |-----------------------------| |-----------------------------| |-----------------------------| |-----------------------------| E|--20/12-----------------------------||E B|-----------22b23-20h22p20h22b23-20--||B |------------------------------------|| |------------------------------------|| |------------------------------------|| |------------------------------------|| [Outro] Oh tonight I’m down on my knees Tonight I’m begging you please Tonight tonight please Oh why can’t I be making love come true? 8.) Why Bother [Intro] [Verse 1] I know I should get next to you You got a look that makes me think you’re cool But it’s just sexual attraction Not something real so I’d rather keep wackin’ [Chorus] Why bother? It’s gonna hurt me It’s gonna kill when you desert me This happened to me twice before It won’t happen to me anymore [Verse 2] I’ve known a lot of girls before What’s the harm in knowin’ one more? Maybe we could even get together Maybe you could break my heart next summer [Chorus] Why bother? It’s gonna hurt me It’s gonna kill when you desert me This happened to me twice before It won’t happen to me anymore [Solo] x2 [Verse 3] It’s a cryin’ shame I’m all alone Not with you nor her nor anyone Won’t you knock me on my head Crack it open let me outta here [Chorus] Why bother? It’s gonna hurt me It’s gonna kill when you desert me This happened to me twice before It won’t happen to me anymore [Outro] (Confusing Ending with Background Vocals) Why bother? It’s gonna hurt me (Why bother? It’s gonna hurt me) Why bother? It’s gonna hurt me (It’s gonna kill when you desert me) Why bother? It’s gonna hurt me (Why bother? It’s gonna hurt me) Why bother? It’s gonna hurt me    9.) SuperFriend (Credit to Flexo) [Chords] A5    577XXX D5/A  557XXX E5/B  779XXX B5    799XXX                [Intro] Bb|-----9-10----------------------9-10------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------| |-12--------9--9b--7-7b-------------------------------| |-----9-10------------------10b--9-9b--9b-h10b--------| |-----------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------| [Verse 1] What the hell am I doing Thinking with my willy Knowing I don’t love her I tell her no Then kiss her toes What the heck are you doing Leading on that poor girl I know there’s something better Deep in you Now let it through [Chorus] Pain pain go away Come again another day Cause I’ve got a friend tonight A superfriend to make things right Bb|-14--9--10-----| Gb|--X--X---X-----| |-11--6---7-----| |---------------| |---------------| [Verse 2] Turn away from weakness And turn to something better Show me how to live right I never noticed you But now I worship you Don’t be talking silly Save the sweets for the young girls You can talk for real to me Close your eyes And leave the lies [Chorus] Pain pain go away Come again another day Cause I’ve got a friend tonight A superfriend to make things right 10.)She’s Had a Girl She’s had a girl A child of mine Her blood’s my blood Her eyes my eyes I can’t believe She belongs to me I belong to her Even though Now I finally see What it is I want Only I’m too late Surrender she has won 11.) Skip Dude We’re Finally Landing since it’s acapella 12.) Getting up and Leaving INTRO - ||------------------------------------11--------------------------------------------| G||------9---------8---8----------9---9---------------8-9----9-8--------8-9----------| ||--------9---------9-----9/11----------------11/9-9------------9----9--------------| E||--0-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| e||-------------------------------------------------------------------| B||--9-9-9-9-9-9-7-5-4-2-2-2-4-4-4-5-5-7-7-7-5-5-5-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| G||-------------------------------------------------------------------| D||-------------------------------------------------------------------| A||-------------------------------------------------------------------| E||-------------------------------------------------------------------| [Verse 1]    My life is changing And I’m feeling blue    The things I wished for Have come true  (woah) [Pre-Chorus] Stop! I really really wanna go back Back to where I came from Stop! I really really wanna go back Back to where I belong [Chorus] Now I’m getting up and leaving      I’m leaving home Now I’m getting up and leaving      I wanna go home [Instrumental] [Verse 2]    Don’t write no music    Don’t read no books    Don’t call my baby On the phone (Woah) [Pre-Chorus] Stop! I really really wanna go back Back to where I came from Stop! I really really wanna go back Back to where I belong [Chorus] Now I’m getting up and leaving     I’m leaving home Now I’m getting up and leaving     I wanna go home [Instrumental] * * * * * * * [Outro] Now I’m getting up Now I’m getting up Now I’m getting up and leaving (Now I’m getting up) (Now I’m getting up) Now I’m leaving 13.) Now I Finally See Now I finally see What it is I want Now Too Late  too late Surrender to her love Now I finally see What it is I want 14.) Getchoo [Intro] [Verse 1] This is beginning to hurt This is beginning to be serious It used to be a game now it’s a cryin’ shame ’Cause you don’t wanna play around no more [Instrumental] [Verse 2] Sometimes I push too hard Sometimes you fall and skin your knee I never meant to do All that I’ve done to you Please baby say it’s not too late [Chorus] To getchoo uh-huh Getchoo uh-huh Getchoo uh-huh Getchoo getchoo getchoo Uh-huh Oh-ho [Instrumental] [Verse 3] You know this is breakin’ me up You think that I’m some kind of freak uh-huh But if you’d come back to me Then you would surely see That I’m just foolin’ around [Chorus] Getchoo uh-huh Getchoo uh-huh Getchoo uh-huh Getchoo getchoo getchoo [Bridge] I can’t believe (I can’t believe) What you’ve done to me What I did to her (what I did to her) You’ve done to me oh [Solo] eb|--10b12r10-8--------7-----| Gb|--------------9--8-----7--| |--------------------------| |--------------------------| |--------------------------| |-------------------------7~----------------------7-----------------------------------------------| Gb|----9----8--7-----------------------------------------9------------------------------------------| Db|-----------------10--------------------------------------10-----9--7----10--9p7--9---------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| eb|-----------------------------------20h22-22--20--20-22---20-20---19-16-19----19--17-17~----------| Bb|-13-13-15-15-17-17-18-18-20-20-22----------------------------------------------------------------| Gb|--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x----------------------------------------------------------------| Db|-10-10-12-12-14-14-15-15-17-17-19----------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| [Chorus] Getchoo uh-huh Getchoo uh-huh Getchoo uh-huh Getchoo getchoo getchoo Uh-huh [Outro] (This is beginning to hurt) Oh-ho (This is beginning to hurt) Oh-ho (This is beginning to hurt) Oh-ho-ho-ho (This is beginning to hurt) Oh 15.) Waiting on You Why haven’t you called me? Did you forget me?    I need to know When were you intending to break the silence   let me know      CHORUS:   Mine is the loneliest of numbers         Now it’s the loneliest of times   oh yeah you’re 19 days late but still I still wait on   Waiting and waiting waiting and waiting waiting and waiting   Waiting on you Who have you been seeing? That made you forget me I bet you call him Where oh where does he come from? But when he just goes by I bet he’s just a friend CHORUS:   Mine is the loneliest of numbers         Now it’s the loneliest of times   oh yeah you’re 19 days late but still I still wait on   Waiting and waiting waiting and waiting waiting and waiting   Waiting on you waiting and waiting waiting and waiting You got me waiting waiting on you *Play riff during this entire part into the end*   (Faster Part) I asked you if you’d ever turn around I asked you guess I’m never comin’ home I asked you if you’d ever turn around I asked you guess I’m never comin’ home 16.) I just threw out the love of my dreams INTRO eb|-2-------------------2-----------------2-6\--------2/4---------------------| Bb|---------2-4-2-0-------------2-4-2-0-----------6---------------------------| Gb|---4-3-1---------3-----4-3-1---------3------4-----6-----3-------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| eb|-2-4-6-7-6-4-2-1-2\1-2-----------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| Verse I’m so tall can’t get over me I’m so low can’t get underneath I must be all these things for I just threw out the love of my dreams Chorus: She is in my eyes She is in my ears She is in my blood She is in my tears I breathe love and see her every day Even though my love is a world away Bridge: Oh she’s got me wandering My righteousness is crumbling Verse 2: Never before have I felt this way No one is right but I want for her to stay I must be made of steel for I just threw out the love of my dreams Chorus: She is in my eyes She is in my ears She is in my blood She is in my tears I breathe love and see her every day Even though my love is a world away Bridge: Oh she’s got me wandering My righteousness is crumbling 2:08 Solo eb|-2------------------2-----------------2-6\-------4\2-----------------------| Bb|------------4\3p0-----------2-4-2-0----------6-------3---------------------| Gb|----4\3-1-1-------3---4\3-1---------3------4---6---------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------|  eb|-2-4-6-7-6-4-2-1-2\1-2-----------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| Bridge: Oh he’s got me wandering My righteousness is crumbling And I see him every day Even though my love is a world way. She is in my eyes She is in my ears She is in my blood She is in my tears I must be made of Steel for I just threw out the love of my dreams 17.) No Other One [Intro]                                                                    Hoo! [Verse 1] My girl’s a liar But I’ll stand beside her She’s all I’ve got And I don’t wanna be alone My girl don’t see me When she’s with my friends She’s all I’ve got And I don’t wanna be alone [Chorus] No there is no other one No there is no other one I can’t have any other one Though I would Now I never could with one [Verse 2] All of the drugs she does Scare me real good She’s got a tattoo And two pet snakes Nobody knows me like her Nobody knows her like me We’re all we’ve got And we don’t wanna be alone [Chorus] No there is no other one No there is no other one I can’t have any other one Though I would Now I never could with one [Guitar Solo] G A (x4) [Chorus] No there is no other one No there is no other one I can’t have any other one Though I would Now I never could with one 18.) Devotion Intro: Verse 1: Suddenly our shortcomings don’t seem to matter that much Your IQ is 20 points low and I’m no Six Foot Hot Look All-American Man Pre-chorus: Sad to say I pushed you away waiting for Mrs. Right You never gave up... Chorus: Devotion waiting for me You’ll always be my girlfriend I too am waiting for you I’ll always be your friend          Verse 2: I commend your stubbornness Without it we’d never got this far I am done with perfection Chasing her leaves me with nothing but pain Pre-chorus 2: Unlike you she isn’t true She’s got her own concerns You never gave up... (Chorus: Devotion waiting for me You’ll always be my girlfriend I too am waiting for you I’ll always be your friend          Solo:                                     ---------------------------------------------------------------------- G--4/12--12\4--5--4--2--4--2--0--2--0---------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------4--4--4b5---2--------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------                                     B---12-12-12-13b12b13-12-16-19-19-16------------------------------------ G------------------------------------16-14-11-11-11-11h12-9------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Chorus: Devotion waiting for me You’ll always be my girlfriend I too am waiting for you I’ll always be your friend 19.) What is This I Find?                                                  What is this I find? E|--------------------| B|--------------------| G|--------------1--4--| D|-----1--2--4--------| A|--4-----------------| E|--------------------| Under your behind? E|--------------------| B|-----------------1--| G|-----1--4--------1--| D|--3--------3--2-----| A|--------------------| E|--------------------| Extra huge E|--------------| B|--------------| G|--------------| D|-----1--2--4--| A|--4-----------| E|--------------| And it’s used E|--------------| B|--------------| G|--------------| D|--------1--2--| A|--2--4--------| E|--------------| I wonder which two of us best of friends opened and used it |-----------------------| G|--1------------------6-| D|-----4--2--1-----4/6---| |--------------4--------| |-----------------------| Jonas you   Know I   Waited Waited til  I couldn’t  Take it I was   Alone He called on the   Phone And gave me the love you   Wouldn’t [Acapella] Only one I know (Think of the times we had) Who fits is our Dondo (Think of the times we had)                          Extra huge and it’s used (Love would come true if I could undo I know which two of us best of friends opened then used it (What you you made me do.) 20.) Longtime Sunshine [Verse] Sometimes I want to pack it all up Get on a bus and move to Vermont Or Maine or any of those states back east That I remember... Sometimes I wanna go back to school An east coast college with some history   I’d be satisfied I know in the simple things [Chorus] Longtime    sunshine Longtime    sunshine upon me [Verse] Sometimes I want to build a house With a wood stove or a fire place In the middle of the livingroom An old piano... Sometimes it don’t seem so bad To settle down with a good woman Leave this lonely life behind Forever and ever [Chorus] Longtime sunshine Longtime sunshine upon me Longtime sunshine Longtime sunshine upon me [Verse] Sometimes I wanna get in a car Close my eyes and drive real fast Keep on going ’till I get someplace Where I can truly rest [Chorus] Longtime sunshine Longtime sunshine upon me Longtime sunshine Longtime sunshine upon me [Outro] is repeated in background. (Rivers repeated:) Longtime sunshine longtime sunshine longtime sunshine upon me (Brian repeated:) Why bother? It’s gonna hurt me it’s gonna kill when you desert me (Matt repeated:) He is in my eyes he is in my ears he is in my blood he is in my tears (Rivers:) No there is no other one. No there is no other one. Can’t have any other one           even though I would with one (Rivers:)Blast off! Up to the stars we go and leave behind everything I use to know Somebody’s giving me a whole lot of money to do what I think I want to So why am I still feeling blue? Oh Wuan and Dondó Why               End On E ************************************ | (n)  Ghost note | b    Bend | ~    Vibrato              | x    Dead note | h    Hammer-on              | p    Pull-off | /    Slide up | r    Release | \    Slide down ************************************