I'm Just Being Honest

Intro:           (2x) Verse: 1   Walk into the venue     you slipped me your CD   Asked me if I’d listen    give you my critique I listened to it but halfway through it I had to quit your band sounds like shit      So here we go Don’t get mad at me I’m just being honest I should have lied Don’t get mad at me I’m just being honest   Verse: 2 Walk into the bedroom   you were standing there   Turned around and smiled at me and said    you just cut your hair But then I told you I thought you looked better before You said "Hope you like sleeping on the floor"     So here we go Don’t get mad at me I’m just being honest I should have lied Don’t get mad at me I’m just being honest How ’bout from now on you’ll write the script I’ll read the lines So here we go Don’t get mad at me I’m just being honest.   Bridge       And now I’m staring at her napkin       With seven digits that I can’t make out   She wrote it down in purple lipstick   I shoulda never I shoulda never opened up      And maybe it’s because I’m Irish      I just couldn’t keep my big mouth shut Is that an eight is that a zero?   I should have never I should have never opened up So here we go Don’t get mad at me I’m just being honest I should have lied Don’t get mad at me I’m just being honest How ’bout from now on you’ll write the script I’ll read the lines So here we go Don’t get mad at me I’m just being honest (I’m just being honest)    Whoa-oh-oh (I’m just being honest)    Whoa-oh-oh (I’m just being honest) Outro:           (2x)