Christmas Celebration
Weezer
[Intro] [Verse 1] Christmas celebration All around the nation Won’t you stay with me tonight Cos I’m running out of fight And the pagentry is such a bore Carolers are singing Registers ka-chinging And the presents are in place But I’d rather eat some mace Cos that egg nog always makes me sick [Chorus] You know how the story goes You’ve seen it all before That man is so obese That he can’t get out the door [Verse 2] Christmas to perfection I’m begging for some action And the ringing in my ears Is the sound of christmas cheer Cos they knocked me screaming overboard [Chorus] You know how the story goes You’ve seen it all before That man is so obese That he can’t get out the door [Instrumental] [Chorus] You know how the story goes You’ve seen it all before That man is so obese That he can’t get out the door [Verse 3] Christmas celebration All around the nation Won’t you stay with me tonight Cos I’m running out of fight And the pagentry is such a bore The pagentry is such a bore The pagentry is such a bore The pagentry is such a bore yeah The pagentry is such a bore yeah! [Fade Out] *