Frog On My Toe

Capo one Poppa I know     C       D There’s a frog on my toe G        C Maybe I’ll call him Jethro Maybe I’ll grow up to be As wise good as he         G           D    G And maybe I’ll come back after you’re long gone Poppa I’m sure The worms have eaten you now         G             D              C And Jethro’s been on some Frenchy’s plate long ago G       C Now I’m pretty sure that I listen to every word G            D     G ’cause I still hear you telling me still "slap them boys when they’re naughty Make ’em crawl make you haughty Make you strong little girl   D     C You paint them toes the reddish colour And you know one day You’re gonna be bigger than a flea    G      D   C      G You’re gonna be bigger than that old poison ivy tree" Now I’m pretty sure That I think you’d come and visit         G          D                      C And talk sometimes kind of like gadget G           C A funny little chance like an Indian brave       G               D C He said "we all grew fat when the white man came"        G C But one day girl you’re gonna learn to make ’em crawl Make ’em grow tall But have the grace D           C To be a lady with disgrace And you fry them ’taters And you make them with ladies G D     C     G Hands I know you’re my pappy’s baby