Table Tap Joe
Tom Waits
[INTRO] Diddly da dee dee Da dee dee dee bolay day a lay bee Whoa yeah Boddle an day buddle ay dando wa lay [VERSE 1] Well my mama didn’t want me On the day I was born I was born without a body I got nothing but scorn But I always loved music All I had was my hands I dreamed I’d be famous And I’d work at The Sands [CHORUS] Singing Tabletop Joe Tabletop Joe Now everyone will know That I’m Tabletop Joe [VERSE 2] I had trouble with the pedals But I had a strong left hand And I could play Stravinsky On a baby grand I said I’m gonna join the circus Cause that’s where I belong’ So I went to Coney Island I was singing this song [CHORUS] Singing Tabletop Joe Tabletop Joe Now everyone will know That I’m Tabletop Joe [BRIDGE] They gave me top billing In the Dreamland show I had my own orchestra Starring Tabletop Joe And the man without a body Proved everyone wrong I was rich and I was famous I was where I belonged yeah [CHORUS] Singing Tabletop Joe Tabletop Joe Now everyone will know That I’m Tabletop Joe Take it home boy [OUTRO]