Train Enthusiast Enthusiast

[Intro] Toot-toot Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot Toot-toot Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot [Verse 1] I would happily scroll through a thousand cats Just to see you there by some random old tracks I would mindlessly dive down the deep rabbit hole Just to stumble across your beautiful Face so pure all the angels can rest And I simply can’t imagine you having sex Oh no I shouldn’t have planted that thought in my head [Chorus] But if I drove a train (If I drove a train) And I happened to pass you by (Pass you by) Boy I would toot All the tones just for you            And I would almost certainly lose my job as the train driver [Post-Chorus] Toot-toot Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot Toot toot Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot Toot-toot Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot Toot-toot Toot toot toot [Verse 2] I often lie in my bed Thoughts of your fashion sense And how you even look good With a camera on your head Never thought wheels whizzing by Could be so emotive Watching someone watch a locomotive So pure like untrodden snow Trainspotting but with a cherubic glow To be honest with you though   I don’t really care about trains [Chorus] But if I would drive one (If I drove a train) And I happened to pass you by (Pass you by) Boy I would toot All the tones just for you           Oh you might think me rash but I’m a train enthusiast Enthusiast [Post-Chorus] Toot-toot Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot    Toot-toot Toot toot toot [Bridge] Dick Mabbutt Class 43’s The limit of my expertise DRS HST’s I only know the name of these because of you [Chorus] But if I drove a train (If I drove a train) And I happened to pass you by (Pass you by) Boy I would toot All the tones just for you            One day I’ll find something that makes my life go flash But for now I’m a train enthusiast Enthusiast