The Only Good Thing About Bad Bob

I like using a capo on 1st fret but thats up to you! [Intro]    [Verse 1] He crushes ants just for fun If you need a friend he is not the one He came and he saw and we fled His mere presence will fill us with dread His beginning is our end He’s a terrible blend Of disaster and malaise If you ask he won’t care He finds joy in despair He’s bad in a myriad of ways [Chorus] If you’re feeling blue Oh Bob may come to you He don’t care if you’re down or you’re lost And if you’re feeling low Bob’s house is where to go He don’t care if you weep or you sob And that’s the only good thing about Bad Bob REPEAT PATTERN [Verse 2] His frown is the size of the moon And he has no heart no song no tune His smile has never been seen He’s a dictionary definition of mean And he says the wrong words And even the birds Are dismayed by his gaze And he could scatter a crowd Not even his mum is that proud He’s bad in a myriad of ways [Chorus] If you’ve lost your heart Oh Bob is the place to start He don’t care if you’re down or you’re lost But if you’re feeling low Bob’s house is a place to go He don’t care if you weep or you sob And that’s the only good thing about Bad Bob