Red Solo Cup

Intro:     Verse 1: Now red solo cup is the best receptical For barbecues tailgates fairs and festivals And you sir do not have a pair of testicals If you prefer drinkin’ from glass Hey red solo cup is cheap and disposable And in fourteen years they are decomposable And unlike my home they are not foreclosable Freddy mac can kiss my ass Whoo! Red solo cup I fill you up Let’s have a party Let’s have a party I love you red solo cup I lift you up Proceed to party Proceed to party Verse 2: Now I really love how you’re easy to stack But I really hate how you’re easy to crack ’Cause when beer runs down in front of my pack Well that my friends is quite yucky But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten Admirin’ at how sharply my first name is written On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin’ When I get to hittin’ on them to help me get lucky Repeat the chorus Verse 3: Now I’ve seen you in blue and I’ve seen you in yellow But only you red will do for this fellow ’Cause you are the Abbot to my Costello And you are the Fruit to my Loom Red solo cup you’re more than just plastic You’re more than amazing you’re more than fantastic And believe me that I am not the least bit sarcastic When I look at you and say Bridge: Red solo cup you’re not just a cup (No! No! No! God no! ) You’re my-you’re my (Friend?) friend (Friend x3; Life-long) Thank you for being my friend Red solo cup I fill you up Let’s have a party Let’s have a party I love you red solo cup I lift you up Proceed to party Proceed to party