Santa Claus Joined The Mafia
Tim Hawkins
Capo 1 [Verse 1] Gunshots ring hear ’em whistle Man in red has a pistol The season has changed and everything’s strange. Santa Claus joined the mafia. [Verse 2] Oh you do what he wishes Or you’ll sleep with the fishes It’s an offer you choose you can’t refuse Santa Claus joined the mafia. [Bridge 1] If any of the elves get squealin’ Santa’s gonna have to hunt ’em down He can call Frosty The hit man And he can do the job While he’s in town. [Verse 3] So deck the halls with boughs o’ holly Sing a lot and be jolly And have lots o’cheer or you’ll disappear Santa Claus joined the mafia. [Bridge 2] I suggest you leave out some cookies Cakes pies maybe a pumpkin bread And if you say you don’t believe in Santa You’ll wind up with a reindeer head in yer bed. [Verse 4] So be nice don’t be naughty Don’t wind up like John Gotti And be on the Nice List Or Santa gets Santa Claus joined the mafia.