Gonna Buy Me A Dog
The Monkees
Gonna Buy Me A Dog:The Monkees. Album - The Monkees - #1 on BB Hot 200 on COLGEMS Records in 1966. (The song is mostly them screwing around.. but the song got a lot of air time in some areas..plus it was a request.) INTRO: #1. You know my girl just called me up..and she woke me from my sleep. You should have heard the things she said.. you know she hurt my feelings deep. I’m going to buy me a dog. CHORUS:AD LIB: dog?.. dog..Why? Why? Cause I need friend now. (Babe you need all the friends you can get I’m telling you.) I’m gonna buy me a dog..my girl my girl don’t love me no how..(Don’t ruin my song man..it’s the only song I have! The song was already ruined before it was wrote.) #2. She used to bring my newspaper..(you don’t even know where it’s at!) Cause she knew where it was at..she used to keep me so contented..but I can teach a dog to do that! CHORUS:AD LIB: I’m gonna buy me a dog! (You can’t teach dogs to do that you can only train elephants.) Cause I need a friend now..(I need a friend now now yeah.) I’m gonna buy me a dog.. (A dog here Rover Fido Spot..) my girl my girl don’t love me no how. (123..1234567..Hike!Hike!Hike! I was late on that one.) I just got back from Africa ya know I was playing cards with the natives..oh Zulus?..No I usually won ha-ha. I wish I had a glass of water..Why are you thirsty? No I want to see if my neck leaks. I’d buy a raccoon but John already has one..$35 bucks. Where do I come in? Here? CHORUS:AD LIB: I’m gonna buy me a dog..( dog..a dog umm yeah.) Cause I need a friend now..(Yeah yeah..Bop-bop-she-bop-bop- rama-lama-.) I’m gonna buy me a dog..my girl my girl don’t love me no how. (How-How-How now brown cow? (I think I’m gonna buy me a dog yes sir..I’m gonna buy me a dog. If I was looking for a word to describe what I’m gonna buy I think dog would be the word. Would it be dog? It would be dog. Definitely dog. It would come springing from my lips dog..Boing boing boing. It would be springing! Is that it Tommy?Can you turn it off please? Can somebody open the door and let us out? They’re coming to take us away! Ha-ha he-he ho-ho.) (Fade.) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.