Fat Little Killer Boy

[Verse] Fat Little Killer Boy Eggs Sugar and Joy Pappa used to beat em And Momma used to knead him Like some rolly Polly boy Now he’s making food out of you Slicing this piece in two Hate taught how to make him Learn just how to bake em Into some tasty joy [Chorus] Fat Little Killer Boy Don’t tease him Just please him Tell him he’s a good boy Or his hammer’s coming down on you Oh Fat Little Killer Boy [Verse] Hit you in the head with a hammer Kill you and make up a batter Put you in a cake Bake you til you’re great Cut you then served on a platter Perogies cabbage rolls too Them boys teased you all the way through Called you little fatty Slapped you like a patty Now they’re in a tasty stew [Chorus] Fat Little Killer Boy Don’t tease him Just please him Tell him he’s a good boy Or his hammer’s coming down on you Oh you’re so Fat little killer boy Don’t tease him Just please him Tell him he’s a good boy Or his hammer’s coming down on you Oh Fat Little Killer Boy [Outro] Fat Little Killer Boy Eggs Sugar and Joy