You Play Glockenspiel Ill Play Drums

Intro: Verse There’s a boy with a brace across his teeth White socks tattooed underneath      Bus tickets chitched up in his palm Stood there he’s spinning a yarn      There’s a girl with a plastic pair of shoes Two eyes permanently bruised      Can’t find the time to be alarmed Just stood spinning a yarn    Pre-Chorus Just take your time It’ll work out fine It’ll do no harm To spin your yarn      You do English I’ll do sums You break fingers I’ll break thumbs You play Dads And I’ll play Mums You play Glockenspiel And I’ll play drums You play Glockenspiel   And I’ll play drums Glockenspiel Solo N.C. Verse My name is Derek from then den I deal in shillings and in pence     I’ll get you any deal you like Ten sweets for a mountain bike you like     My name is Mandy from the yard I deal in crazy tarot cards     I’ll tell you what the future brings One cat and a dog that sings     Pre-Chorus Just take your time It’ll work out fine It’ll do no harm To spin your yarn      You do English I’ll do sums You break fingers I’ll break thumbs You play Dads And I’ll play Mums You play Glockenspiel And I’ll play drums You play Glockenspiel   And I’ll play drums Glockenspiel Solo N.C. Outro      Just take your time It’ll work out fine   It’ll do no harm To spin your yarn spin your yarn spin your yarn   You do English And I’ll do sums You break fingers And I’ll break thumbs You play Dads And I’ll play Mums You play Glockenspiel And I’ll play drums You play Glockenspiel And I’ll play drums I’ll play drums    I’ll play drums