I Cant Put My Finger On It
The Beautiful South
As Martin said to Xanthe As they played with wooden toys "You may have Wendy’s playhouse But where the hell’s your boys?" As Paul said to Fifi As they eyed each other up "You may have better plimsolls But you can’t pee standing up." An I’d like to take the time to bite Their neck and make it bleed Or maybe I could cut holes in their Daddy Harris Tweed. And I can’t put my finger on it. Maybe it’s something in the food And I can’t put my finger on it All I know is Christ would have sued. As Sharon said to Jamie As they sat down for a chat "If you think I’m cooking dinner Well prepare to eat dead rat." As Debbie said to Alex As they held hands in the park "How come you wear Rupert Check When you think you’re so hard." I should have done his Land Rover To let them know I’ve been Instead I wrote "F’ off" On the dirt across his screen. And I can’t put my finger on it. Maybe it’s something in the food And I can’t put my finger on it All I know is Christ would have sued.