She Came in Through the Bathroom Window

She came in through the bathroom window Protected by a silver spoon But now she sucks her thumb and wonders By the banks of her own lagoon. Didn't anybody tell her ? Didn't anybody see ? Sunday's on the phone to Monday Tuesday's on the phone to me. She said she'd always been a dancer She worked at fifteen clubs a day   And though she thought I knew the answer Well, I knew but I could not say. And so I quit the police department And got myself a steady job   And though she tried her best to help me She could steal but she could not rob. Didn't anybody tell her... Oh yeah