Mean Mr. Mustard
The Beatles
Mean Mister Mustard Sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark Trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole by the road Saving up to buy his new clothes Keeps a ten bob note up his nose Such a a mean old man Mean old man. His sister Pam Works in a shop She never stops She's a go-get up Takes him out to look at the Queen Only place that he's ever been Always shouts out something obscene Such a dirty old man Dirty old man. Finale :