I am the Walrus

Intro : I am he as you are he as You are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, See how they fly, I'm crying. Sitting on a cornflake,         Waiting for the van to come. Corporation T-shirt stupid bloody Tuesday, Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,  Goo goo g'joob. Mr. City policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row. See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, See how they run, I'm crying. I'm cry - - ing,  I'm crying, I'm cry - - - ing. Yellow matter custard,       Dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,  Goo goo g'joob. Instrumental : Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun. If the sun don't come, you get a tan From standing in the English rain. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, Goo goo g'joob. Goo goo goo g'joob. Expert texpert choking smokers, Don't you think the joker laughs at you ? (Ha ha ha ! Hee hee hee ! Ha ha ha !) See how they smile like pigs in a sty, See how they snied, I'm crying. Semolina pilchard,       Climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna, Man, you should have seen them Kicking Edgar Allen Poe. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, Goo goo g'joob, Goo goo goo g'joob, Goo goo g'joob, Goo goo goo g'joob, goo. Chooga, chooga, chooga. Joob- joob- joob  Joob-a, joob-a, etc. (répéter)