Dont Bring Lulu

[Verse] Your presence is requested wrote little Johnny White                But with this invitation there is a stipu-[D7]lation      When you attend this party you’ll all be treated right but There’s a wild and wooly woman          You boys can’t invite now             You can bring Pearl She’s a darn nice girl  G       Bbdim   D7 But don’t bring Lulu You can bring Rose With her turned up nose But don’t bring Lulu Lulu always wants to do What the boys don’t want to do When she struts her stuff around London bridge is falling down You can bring cake Or Porterhouse steak G         Bbdim    D7 But don’t bring Lulu Lulu gets blue And she goes cuckoo Like a clock up on the shelf She’s the kind of smartie Who breaks up every party Hullabalooloo don’t bring Lulu I’ll bring her myself We all went to the party a real high toned affair                             And then along came Lulu as wild as any Zulu She started into Charleston and how the boys did stare but When she did the hula hula then she got the air now But [G] don’t [Bbdim] bring [D7] Lulu                You can bring Tess with her ’no’ and ’yes’ but don’t bring [G7] Lulu [C] Lulu has the red-[Cm]dest hair [Bbdim] red-[G]der here and [E7] redder there [A7] How can we boys keep our head bulls go wild when [D7] they see red But [G] don’t [Bbdim] bring [D7] Lulu               Give her two beers and she tears portieres and she throws cups [Am] off the [B7] shelf [] When she loves with [] feeling the [] boys all hit [] the [] ceiling [] Hullaba-[]loo-[]loo [] don’t bring Lulu [] She’ll come [] here her-[]self!