Kielbasa

I’m kinda sick of looking at that ONE tab that’s available and it’s not great so I’m giving you one that may not be 100% correct but it definitely fits. [Intro] [KG:] Dude we gotta fuckin’ write something new. C’mon. [strums] F (open) [JB:] I don’t like that. So far ba-- off to a bad start. [strums again] C [JB:] Better closer warmer. [strums again] G7 [JB:] That’s it. Okay. [Intro and verse] (I love ya baby...)                                     B|---------------------------1---1-1-1-----| G|------3(bend)-0-3(bend)-0--0h2-0-2-0-----| D|------0-------0-0-------0--3---3-3-0h2---| A|-----------------------------------3-----| E|--3-3------------------------------------|                                        B|------------------------------1---1-1-1--| D|-0-0h2p0-------0----0-0----0--3---3-3-0h2| A|--------3-----------------------------3--| E|-----------3-3---------------------------| [End intro and end verse] (My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform)                                B]------------------------1---1-1---------| G]------------------------0h2-0-0---------| D]------------------------3---3-0h2-------| A]--------2-2h3-2-0-2-----------3---------| E]------3-------------3-1-----------------| I love ya baby but all I can think about is Kielbasa sausage your butt cheeks is warm. I check my dipstick you need lubrication honey. My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform. Now get it on!                             I see you walkin’ but all I can think about is    Dianetics your butt cheeks is warm. I check my dipstick you need lubrication honey. My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform. Now I’ve been set loose-ah I’m shooting my juice-ah Right in your caboose. Now fuckin’ get it on! [Solo]             Now get it on. [End of solo]           Get it on!      [Interlude-kinda-thing]     Dianetics cure ya much better than Krishna Dianetics cure ya much better indeed          And all you people here you’re tremendous (except the people in the middle) And you’re smokin’ up a big-ass bowl of weed With me  me and KG. All right!      Oh yeah All right! Oh my God! All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah) C’mon you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer) When ya fight ya gotsta fight fair You muthafucka ho you muthafucka You know what time it is?            Tenacious D time you muthafucka go! Fuck yeah!            Yeah yeah!                     G (Build it then end with an accent on it) ************************************ | h  Hammer-on | p  Pull-off | b  Bend ************************************ Dude that was TNT. Lyrics taken from http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/tenaciousd/kielbasa.html and edited by Troy Michael Lowry Jr