F*** Her Gently (ver. 1)
Tenacious D
-Verse- You don’t always have to *** her hard. In fact sometimes that’s not right to do. Sometimes you gotta make some love and ***in’ give her some smooches too. Sometimes you’ve got to squeeze sometimes you’ve got to say please sometimes you got to say hey -Chorus- I’m gonna *** you softly. I’m gonna screw you gently. I’m gonna hump you sweetly. I’m gonna ball you discreetly. And then you say ’hey I brought you flowers And then you say ’wait a minute sally I think I’ve got something in my teeth could you get it out for me ? That’s ***in’ teamwork. -Verse- What’s your favorite posish(position) That’s cool with me it’s not my favorite but I’ll do it for you. What’s you favorite dish’ I’m not gonna cook it but I’ll order it from Zanzibar. -Chorus 2- (loud) And then I’m gonna love you completely (soft) and then I’ll ***in’ *** you discreetly (loud) and then I’ll ***in’ ball you completely and then I’m gonna fuuuuuuuck you haaaaaaaaaard haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrd