Double Team
Tenacious D
Damn A hard day’s rocking Better slip off m’ shoes Maybe give a little stretch ah And a bend Dip m’ toe to jacuzzi baby Slip out this book The Buttress of Windsor Ho-ho-ho who’s this? How’s it going? [Verse 1] That’s the first thing I say to you How’s it going? Are you flowing? Listen honey Thinking ’bout a couple things to say to you Showing Growing Man I’d like to place my hand Upon your fucking sexy ass and squeeze And squeeze [Verse 2] Take off your blouse And your underpants Then take a look ’Cause here me and KG come naked Out of the side hatch With the oils and perfume and incense Now you’re grooving Put on a cool ’70s groove A funky groove to fuck to A funky groove to fuck to [Verse 3] Me me and KG It’s all about sex supreme We likes to cream jeans (Sex) Have you ever been worked on By two guys who are hot for your snatch (Sex) That’s what I’m offering you You step into our room And then you smell the perfume You lay upon our roundish bed And then you feel a tickling on your head It’s KG with the feather and the French tickler Look out baby he got the tools And then you feel something down by your feet It’s me it’s JB I’m sucking upon your toes [Verse 4] We don’t mind sucking on toes Good luck finding A boyfriend who sucks toes oh Having sex with me and KG Now you’re talking double team Supreme x 3 [Bridge] Let’s roll (Ahhh) Ah haa-aah [Walking up with power chords] What? Yeah Huh? Nah Ohhh N.C. Ah that’s it that’s right N.C. Ohmygah oh-I-think-I’m-gonna N.C. Ohh! Deht! Deht! Eee Splooge [Outro] N.C. That was the one N.C. (Hail Satan) N.C. Hail Satan N.C. (Hail Satan) N.C. Hail Satan