The Leopards Featuring Gardenia And The Mighty Slug
T. Rex
Author’s Note - From "Zinc Alloy and the Hidden Riders of Tomorrow" 1974 - https://youtu.be/fslfubpNM2k [Intro] We’re the leopards. We’re the leopards [Verse 1] We’re the leopards. The leader of the pack lives down in the local drain We’re the leopards. King Kong built a car inside his brain We’re the leopards. You tell me who’s the sexiest bud Why it’s Gardenia and the Mighty Slug [Verse 2] We’re the leopards. Old Doug Henry lost an ear when he crossed my path We’re the leopards. Called himself Jesus well that’s what he said to me We’re the leopards. I have never seen a freak look as weird as you Except for Gardenia and the Mighty Slug [Verse 3] We’re the leopards. Cycle Michael grotesque school desk in my brain We’re the leopards. Mincing Quincy dropping bop drops down the drain We’re the leopards. I’ll just tell you boy we’re mean and we’re tough Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug [Verse 4] We’re the leopards. I know that we know that he know it’s wrong We’re the leopards. To spend your life inside a song We’re the leopards. Greasy Gert tried it and she licked it too Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug [Verse 5] We’re the leopards. Uncle Bimbo drunk up the sea of Galilee We’re the leopards. And like a fool he promised it all to me We’re the leopards. But I’m young and built of steel Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug [Outro] We’re the leopards. We’re the leopards. We’re the leopards...