A Soapbox Opera

e|-3-------------|-7p5----2h3----|-0h2-----------| B|-0-------------|---------------|---------3p0---| G|-0-------------|---------------|---------------| D|-2-------------|---------------|---------------| A|-2-------------|---------------|---------------| E|-0-------------|---------------|---------------| e|-3-------------|-7p5----2h3----|-0h2-----------| B|-0-------------|---------------|---------3h5---| G|-0-------------|---------------|---------------| D|-2-------------|---------------|---------------| A|-2-------------|---------------|---------------| E|-0-------------|---------------|---------------| I hear only what I want to hear  But I have to believe in something Have to believe just one thing.  I said... Father Washington you’re all mixed up Collecting sinners in an old tin cup Well spare a listen for a restless fool There’s something missing when I read your rules e|-----------------| B|-----------------| G|-----------------| D|---------------0-| A|----------2------| E|-0----2-3--------|  Well hey there you tell me you’re a holy man  But although I’m just a beginner Oh I don’t see you as a winner.  I said... Sister Robinson you’re all washed up Collecting teardrops in a paper cup If I could tell you what you need to know If I could help you to get on with the show e|---------------|---------------|-----------------|-----0--2----| B|---------------|---------------|-----------------|-----1--3----| G|---------------|---------------|-----------------|-----0--4----| D|---------------|-0-------------|-0-------------0-|-----0--4----| A|----------2----|------2-0-2----|------2-0-2------|-----2--2----| E|-0----2-3------|---------------|-----------------|-3---3--2----| But Reverend Ebenezer there’s a storm in my head  Makes me think what you said just wasn’t true              So what have I to do?              Well what has he to do?             Oh what is there to do?    Whoa oh oh  All things bright and beautiful  All creatures great and small  All things wise and wonderful  The Lord God made them all Mary oh tell me what I’m living for  ’Cause I feel like I’m tossed in the river Oh have you a son to deliver? I said... Father Washington you’re all mixed up Collecting sinners in an old tin cup You tell the children what they need to know But will they listen when it’s time to go? Sister Robinson you’re all washed up Collecting teardrops in a paper cup Can someone tell me what I need to know? Can someone help me to get on with the show? e|-0----0----------0----0--| B|-0----0----------0----0--| G|-0----0----------0----0--| D|-2----1----------0----2--| A|-2----2----------2----4--| E|-0----0----------0----0--|