Lincoln Park Pirates

In Chicago where I live there’s a... there’s a outfit that’ll tow just almost anything off the streets   but they deal mostly in automobile. and we call ’em the Lincoln Park Pirates*. The street lamps are on in Chicago tonite and lovers are gazin at stars   the stores are all closin’ and Daley is dozin’ and the fatman is counting the cars; There’s more cars than places to put ’em he said but I got room for them all so round ’em up boys I want some more toys hit the lot by the grocery store (Chorus) --to me-- WAY HEY TOW’EM AWAY The Lincoln Park pirates are we;   from Wilmette to Gary There’s none that so heavy   and we always collect our fee WAY-HEY tow ’em away   we plunder the streets of your town be it Edsel or Chevy there’s no car too heavy And no one can make us shut down. Verse 2 We break into cars when we gotta with pick axe and hammer and saw they say this garage has no license but little care I for the law all my drivers are friendly and courteous; their good manners you always will get for they all are recent graduates from the charm scholl in Joliet (Chorus) Verse 3 And when all of the cars are collected and all of their fenders are ruined then I’ll tow every boat in belmont harbor to the Lincoln park Lagoon and when I’ve collected the ransom   and sunk all the ones that won’t yield then i’ll tow all the planes that are blocking the runways at midway O’Hare and Meigs Field --to me-- WAY HEY TOW’EM AWAY The Lincoln Park pirates are we;   from Wilmette to Gary There’s none that so heavy and we always collect our fee Way hey tow ’em away -- Citizens Gather around I think its enough and lets call his bluff Yeah lets throw the bum out of town.