Fat Girl Rag
Stan Rogers
Saturday night on_ Highway Eight_ A two ton blimp derailed a freight_ The shock broke windows_ fifteen_ miles away_ They declared the train_ a total wreck_ Stella was treated for scratches on her face and neck_ She's my_ two ton sweety_ My darling_ Stella Grey_ Sixty six bust and a forty eight waist_ Eighty two hips and elephant legs_ And looking at Stella Grey from the behind_ Just makes me go outta my mind_ Woh! How I love_ Stella Grey! _ One quarter ton of_ bounce at play_ She's my_ mammoth mamma_ My darling_ Stella Grey_ She's so fat that if you want_ You can see her backside from the front_ She gives me a thrill when she bellows "HONEY!" _ Twice as much girl for_ the money_ (Parlé:) Now you gotta remember friends_ that this was in the days before Women's lib_ [Chanté] Now she's_ my bulgy baby__ My_ darling_ Stella Grey She's not much for looks but she's hell on strong_ Trims her beard when it gets long_ Keeps her hair cut close to her head_ Never lets me into her bed (Parlé:) and I'm glad!_ But still I love_ Stella Grey_ Since I've known her life [Parlé rapide] "has really been so gay"_ She's my heavy duty_ honey_ My_ darling Stella Grey_ I say_ My darling_ Stella Grey_