Now That I Own The Bbc

[Intro]                     [Verse 1] What was I thinking what was I thinking what was I thinking what could I have been thinking It’s going one time it’s going two times sold to the gent who wears the stunned expression [Pre-Chorus] As I took it off their hands a five pound note was changing hands As I took it off their hands I had plans I had plans [Chorus] Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to do with this thing Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to make of this thing [Verse 2] All this power all this glory all these DJs And all these lorries What was I thinking what was I thinking what was I thinking what could I have been thinking [Pre-Chorus] Hey Rupert Murdoch help me out I’m flying blind I’m flying blind You know the way to lay things out for the refined and unrefined [Chorus] Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to do with this thing Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to make of this thing [Pre-Chorus] Hey Ted Turner help me out I’m flying blind I’m flying blind You know the way to lay things out to colorize and still feel fine [Chorus] Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to do with this thing Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to make of this thing [Bridge] Make of it what you will make of it what you will Make of it what you will make of it what you will [Instrumental]               [Verse 3] Should we go brighter should we go lighter should we go whiter Go left or righter What was I thinking what was I thinking what was I thinking what could I have been thinking [Chorus] Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to do with this thing Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to make of this thing [Bridge] Make of it what you will make of it what you will Make of it what you will make of it what you will [Chorus] Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to do with this thing Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to make of this thing [Outro]