Myzsterious Mizster Jones

[Intro] | | % | % | % | | | % | % | % | N.C. The mysterious Mr. Jones | | %  | % | % | | | | | | [Verse 1] He’ll wanna read your palm and keep you calm Gotta Voodoo head on a lucky charm With a snake tattoo going down his arm The mysterious Mr. Jones [Verse 2] Well he’s the living proof of eternal youth Got an ice-cold diamond in his tooth And the walls will tumble when he hits the roof The mysterious Mr. Jones [Chorus] Oh what’s good for him is bad for me Oh it’s hard to break a mystery A double dealing hero (hero hero) To bring you down to zero (zero) His origins unknown And he ain’t got no home The mysterious Mr. Jones [Break] | | %  | % | % | | | [Verse 3] He’s into shooting stars eccentric cars Grew up fussing fighting in the bars All he’s got to show for it’s the battle scars The mysterious Mr. Jones [Chorus] Oh what’s good for him is bad for me Oh it’s hard to break a mystery A double dealing hero (hero hero) To bring you down to zero (zero) His origins unknown And he ain’t got no home The mysterious Mr. Jones [Break] The mysterious Mr. Jones The mysterious Mr. Jones The mysterious Mr. Jones The mysterious Mr. Jones [Solo] | | %  | % | % | | | | | | [Verse 4] Whatever makes him tick go take your pick With a five line rhyming limerick Is it his silver tongue? Well maybe that’s the trick Of the mysterious Mr. Jones [Chorus] Oh what’s good for him is bad for me Oh it’s hard to break a mystery A double dealing hero (hero hero) To bring you down to zero (zero) His origins unknown And he ain’t got no home The mysterious Mr. Jones The mysterious Mr. Jones The mysterious Mr. Jones