Did Ya Mama Ever Tell Ya

[Intro] [Verse 1] There was a crooked man And he walked a crooked mile He had a crooked stick And oh boy how it cramped his style Well did ya mama ever tell ya Them kookie little nursery rhymes? [Verse 2] Jack and Jill went up the hill Supposed to get some water They stayed up there a long time Doing what they shouldn’t oughta Did ya mama ever tell ya Them funky little nursery rhymes? And when you got a little older Did you learn to read between the lines? [Chorus] What did ya mama ever tell ya            About the ’s ’s and ’s? Did she ever tell ya About the birds and the bees? Did ya mama ever tell ya You were brought by the stork? How you could run before you could walk? [Verse 3] Mary had a little lamb His feet were black as coal He even followed her to bed The naughty little soul Well did ya mama ever tell ya Them kookie little nursery rhymes? [Verse 4] A-little Jacky Horner Sitting quiet in his corner How’d he get that name A-doing what he shouldn’t oughta Did ya mama ever tell ya Them funky little nursery rhymes? And as you got a little older Did you learn to read between the lines? [Chorus] What did ya mama ever tell ya            About the ’s ’s and ’s? Did she ever tell ya About the birds and the bees? Did ya mama ever tell ya You were brought by the stork? How you could run before you could walk? [Solo] [Verse 5] How about that oldie lady Who was living in a shoe She had so many children She knew how and what to do Well did ya mama ever tell ya Them kookie little nursery rhymes And when you got a little older Did you learn to read between the lines? [Chorus] What did ya mama ever tell ya            About the ’s ’s and ’s? Did she ever tell ya About the birds and the bees? Did ya mama ever tell ya You were brought by the stork? C   N.C. How you could run how you could run N.C. How you could run before you could walk yeah [Outro]