Punkys Dilemma
Simon & Garfunkel
... Wish I was a Kellogg's cornflake Floating in my bowl taking mov - ies Relaxed in a while living in style Talking to a raisin who occasionally plays L. A. Casually glancing at his toup - ée Wish I was an English muffin About to make the most out of a toast - er I'd ease myself down coming up brown I prefer the Boysenberry more than any ordinary jam I'm a 'Citizens for Boysenberry Jam' fan! If I become a First Lieutenant Would you put my photo on your pia - no? (Du - du - du - du - du du'n du - du!) (Du - du!) 'To Mary Jane best wishes Martin!' Old Roger draft dodger leaving by the basement door Everybody knows what he's tippy - toeing down there for (Oh really?)